‘I Can Hear What You Say When You
Talk Behind My Back’ Earphones
Made
an ass of yourself and are now wondering what people are saying behind your
back? Wonder no more! Introducing a brand new ‘Spy-Wear’ that will allow you to
catch those conversations conducted in secrecy.
The
‘I Can Hear What You Say When You Talk Behind My Back’ earphones, or
I.C.H.W.Y.S.W.Y.T.B.M.B.E. for short, are equipped with a directional
microphone that points directly behind you at all times, sending all available
ambient audio to your ears! And no need to worry about your cover being blown because
we thought of everything! The I.C.H.W.Y.S.W.Y.T.B.M.B.E.’s look just like
regular earphones, and all protruding microphones have ‘radio antenna’ marked
on both sides! Perfect for gatherings! You can now sleep soundly knowing
EXACTLY what your friends or acquaintances think of you!
Also,
as an added bonus, the I.C.H.W.Y.S.W.Y.T.B.M.B.E.’s come equipped with a 200KB
hard drive allowing you to record said conversations for future confrontations!
Order now and you will receive a pair of enhanced flame-retardant padding foams
for those ‘My ears are burning’ sensations.
